Sometimes in daily life I like to pretend I’m a time traveler from late medieval Europe and I’m just fucking amazed at my luxurious life
Let me tell you, 14th c me is REALLY impressed with modern me’s easy access to pepper and cinnamon
"you have multiple purple garments? you must be a person of some note"
"these chairs are fantastically luxurious"
"I’ve never seen so much salt in one place"
I am going to start playing this game.
Metetron freed all the angels, including the imprisoned ones
“Have you ever had one of those days when something just seems to be trying to tell you something?” - The Sandman
i love that this is just a tiny fraction of examples that could’ve been used from this season
Disney princess in haute couture
100% fuck yes.
OH MY GOD FLAWLESS
I love this gifset ok
if u hate christmas spirit u can jingle the fuck out of my life
#chris evans #sorry guys I had to #Steve Rogers trolling Avengers tower #because everyone think he’s naive blonde prude #and he’s laughing internally #because really guys #really #no
He was in the army.
He grew up during the roaring 20s, and 30s on the lower East Side. I think he’s probably seen and done a fair bit.
ah yes, a good bedtime story *pulls up hardcore 18+ fanfic*
Dean & Cas + on the phone // s9
long-distance b.o.y.f.r.i.e.n.d.s shhh （︶ - ︶）
How to Stay Focused On Your Homework
- pretend that you’re doing really important research to help the Winchesters on a hunt
- you’re welcome
How to Study:
• pretend you’re translating a tablet
My friend went to a nerd factory. They gave him a bag of rejects and said “Enjoy your bag of diabetes.”
i hate you
i am so jealous of europeans
three hours of travel and they’re in a whole different country, a whole different culture like seriously
three hours of travel and i’m in another town that’s just like mine
except three hours away
In Turkey you can go from Asia to Europe in 7 minutes
You don’t need to rub turkey in my face